I have, for some reason I haven’t fully explored, always been attracted to violence in videogames as directed towards small non-common-household animals. Fable indulged me in this propensity to a certain extent with its wholly extraneous and immensely entertaining diversion of kicking chickens, including first the longest kick metric and later an entire competition built [...]

Of course we don’t. That’s why I get to talk about whatever I want, and you have no choice but to suffer, or convince The Almighty Boddhisattva to kick me off. Take it, and like it!
Conversely, other participants could post a deluge of contributions in an attempt to drown me out. Ideal? Yes. Realistic? Well…
So [...]