Casual Conversation
[12:37] Warren: hello good sir
[12:38] Gonzord: He
[12:38] Gonzord: Usy
[12:38] Gonzord: doyug
[12:39] Gonzord: I may have just had sexual relations with a smallish rodentiod
[12:39] Gonzord: Until it’s unseemly demise
[12:39] Gonzord: Poor little rodentiod
[12:39] Warren: well, there are more where that came from
[12:40] Gonzord: Well… I think this might have been some kinda endangered species or something
[12:40] Warren: i am about to get some coffee and a smoke
[12:40] Gonzord: OK, at least this one was in danger
[12:40] Gonzord: OK
[12:40] Gonzord: Go do that
[12:40] Warren: LOL
[12:40] Warren: brb
[12:40] Gonzord: Don’t get stabbed by hobos
[12:45] Warren: it’s pretty safe on my balcony
[12:46] Warren: i would hope
[12:47] Gonzord: Yeah, but after a few months of your normal hunting, the hobos at large (in general) will have a deep fear / respect for you, “The Offal Stalker”
[12:48] Gonzord: However, some will be angered by this
[12:48] Gonzord: There is always some percentage of the population, even among hobos, who will fight back
[12:48] Warren: unfortunately
[12:50] Gonzord: Tales will be spread around the burn barrels late at night, a prophecy of some unknown hero who will come and slay the evil that lives up there… in “The Tower of Plenty”
[12:50] Warren: LOL
[12:50] Warren: more like the “Tower of Asbestos”
[12:51] Gonzord: Next thing you know, you’ve got young hobos trying to prove themselves to win the love of the hobo princess
[12:52] Gonzord: Or the hobos of hobos, you know, the hobos who have no talents and don’t fit into hobo scociety. Can’t get any hobo jobs. These people, the real scum of hobos, they have even less than nothing to lose
[12:52] Warren: i’ll save some pennies to toss their way as i am carried about on my litter.
[12:52] Gonzord: They’ll come out of the woodworks (or really just the alleys) and try all manner of different ways to kill “The Evil with No Name”
[12:54] Warren: they had better bring a hammer
[12:56] Gonzord: They stare at your opulence as you lounge on your “Balcony of Perversion and Greed” lackadaisically smoking your cigarette and sipping your hot (or iced) coffee
[12:56] Warren: maybe I could toss the occasional half-smoked flaming butt down to them
[12:57] Warren: and now i have to descend to the subbasement to finish my laundry
[12:57] Warren: brb
[12:57] Warren: 
[12:57] Gonzord: Greed, envy, anger, hunger (no, like REALLY, hunger), jelousy, all these emotions and more course through their little dirty hobo minds just as the cheap rat poison mixed heroin courses through their veins
[12:57] Gonzord: OH. OK